Gutnen Tag.
My name iz Baron Ivan von Traption und I am a monster hunter. I have crushed all kinds of monstrosities, from the undead to the never-alive, beneath my gears und I shall do it again, to protect humans in whatever dimension they live.
I am currently chasing the most evil of monsters: Die Zombie-König (or Zombie King). I have tracked him, here to zis place where I think he plans to launch an attack. And it iz incredibly important that he does NOT do it here!
I hope zat I can find engineers, designers, and builders in Wellington who will join my army to help destroy the forces of the undead. Follow me on Twitter, (which I understand is still popular here despite causing the end of civilization in other similar dimensions), and help me face the King.
Thank you.